A man travels to Spain and goes to a Madrid
restaurant for a late dinner. He orders the house
special and he is brought a plate with potatoes,
corn, and two large meaty objects. "What's this?"
he asks?

"Cojones, senior," the waiter replies.

"What are cojones?" the man asks.

"Cojones," the waiter explains, "are the testicles
of the bull who lost at the arena this afternoon."

At first the man is disgusted; but being the
adventurous type, he decides to try this local
delicacy. To his amazement, it is quite delicious.
In fact, it is so good that he decides to come
back again the next night and order it again.

This time, the waiter brings out the plate, but
the meaty objects are much smaller.

"What's this?" he asks the waiter.
"Cojones, senior," the waiter replies.

"No, no," the man objects, "I had cojones
yesterday and they were much bigger than these."

"Senior," the waiter explains, "the bull does
not always lose."