There are five men flying on a plane. The pilot, 
the president of the United States, Jessie 
Jackson, the Pope, and a 12 year old kid. The 
pilot warns the passengers that they have little
gas left. The pilot grabs one of the four 
parachutes. The President says that he has to 
lead the country. So, he grabs the second bag. 
Jessie Jackson says that he has to lead the black
people and grabs the third bag. The Pope tells 
the kid that he's had a long life and that the 
kid should go because he has a long life ahead of
him. The kid says that there are still two 
parachutes left. The Pope, in astonishment, asks
how. The 12 year old kid says that Jesse Jackson
took his backpack.