Guy goes into a bar. Big guy, but his head is the
size of an orange. 

Goes up to the bartender, orders a beer. 
Bartender serves him and asks why a big guy like
him has such a small head. 

So the guy tells him his story: He was walking 
along the beach when he stumbled upon a genie 
lantern. Out comes this beautiful, beautiful 
genie who says, "I'll grant you one wish... 
but i won't sleep with you." 

Guy says, "Ok then, how 'bout a little head?"