Three women stay up late one night drinking 
together at a bar and get totally wasted. They
all leave in the early morning hours to go home, 
promising to meet again. 

The next day, the three meet at a cafe for lunch
and Bloody Mary's. They begin comparing stories 
to see who was the most drunk. 

The first woman says "I was the most drunk. I 
went home and the first thing I did, was blow
chunks." 

The second woman says, "No, I was the most drunk.
I left the bar and got in my car, then I wrapped
it around a tree." 

The third woman says, "Nuh-uh! I was the most 
drunk. I went home and lit a cigarette, passed 
out and burned my house down."

Then the first woman says "Ladies, I don't think
you understand. Chunks is my dog!"