A man was relaxing in his back garden, sitting
in the shade sipping a beer and listening to the
radio. As he chilled out, his wife struggled with
a manual mower, pushing up and down the large 
lawn, sweating and red-faced. 

The next door neighbor saw the woman battling 
with the mower and shouts across the fence, "You
pathetic excuse for a man! You're just sitting 
there sipping your beer while your poor wife cuts
the grass. You should be bloody well hung!" 

"I am." he shouts back. "That's why she's doing
the grass."