A couple of newly weds are lying in bed one
evening, when the guy gets a bit of an urge.
He leans over to his bride and strokes her
gently on the shoulder, she turns to him and
says "We can't tonight, love, I have to go
to the gynecologist in the morning and I want
to be fresh".

The guy rolls back and thinks for a moment,
then turns to his wife and says

"You're not going to the dentist as well are you?"