A group of business professionals enjoyed happy
hours a couple days a week in an upscale bar in
the financial district. One of them had a secret
ambition to become a magician. No one would take
him seriously and would poke fun at him, "how's 
your magic coming?" "I'm working on some things"
would be his confident reply. Suddenly the 
wanna-be magician doesn't show for happy hour. 
And again and again he didn't show. This began to
worry his friends so they agreed to go look for 
him if he misses the next one. Several days later
they were just about to look for their missing 
friend when in he walks to the bar. "What, been 
busy with your magic?" they teased. To their 
astonishment, the guy pulls a miniature man out
of his pocket and puts it onthe table. "Wow, 
that's the most amazing thing I've ever seen, I
can patent that" says the lawyer. That wasn't 
all. The magician next pulls out a tiny piano and
the miniature manstarted playing the miniature 
piano. "You will make millions and I will handle 
your estate" says the accountant. The magician 
says "but, you guys were right, I'm not so good 
at magic after all." "What?" wonders his amazed 
friends, "you've done the best magic in history 
and you think you are not a good magician"? 
"Well," says he says, "you have to be very 
careful how you ENUNCIATE." "Why?" the crowd 
asks. The magician responds, "do you really think
I tried to conjure a 10 inch pianist?"