There were several women sitting around talking 
at their weekly club meeting.  The topic of birth
control came up and they started comparing 
methods. 

The first woman said that she and her husband 
relied on the pill.  It had  been effective for 
them since they had started using it after their
4th child was born. 

The second woman said that she used the rhythm 
method.  But she hated having to watch the 
calendar. 

The third woman said that she used condoms, but 
wished that her husband would remember to buy 
them himself. 

The fourth woman said that she and her husband 
had found the perfect prevention method.  They 
used the "saucer and pail" method.  All ears
were opened at that comment. 

She went on to explain.... Her husband is shorter
than she, so he stands on a pail whenever they 
make love, and when his eyes get as big as
saucers, she kicks the pail out from underneath 
him.