Did you know that it costs forty thousand dollars
a year to house each prisoner?

Jeez, for forty thousand bucks a piece I'll take
a few prisoners into my house! I live in New York,
I already have bars on the  windows.

I don't think we should give free room and board
to criminals. I think they should have to run
twelve hours a day on a treadmill and generate
electricity. And if they don't want to run, they
can rest in the electric chair that's hooked up
to the generator.