After God had created Adam he noticed that he 
looked very lonely. He decided to help. He said
"Adam, I've decided to make you a woman. She'll
love you, cook for you, be sweet to you, and 
understand you." Adam said "Great! How much will
she cost me?" The answer came back, "An arm and 
a leg." 

"Well," said Adam "what can I get for a rib?"