Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were
having a terrible fight. "I am the most beautiful
person in the world," proclaimed Sleeping Beauty.

"No, you're not," answered Don Juan and Tom Thumb.

I am the smallest person in the world," shouted
Tom Thumb.

"No, you're not," said Sleeping Beauty and Don
Juan

"I've had more lovers than any person in the
world," announced Don Juan.

"No, you haven't" replied Tom Thumb and Sleeping
Beauty.

Well, they decided that if the three were to get
along, they needed a mediator, and decided that
Merlin, clearly the smartest person in the world,
would be ideal. Merlin agreed and summoned them
all to his palace, where he announced he would
meet with them one at a time.

Sleeping Beauty went in first and not a minute
later came out beaming. "I am the most beautiful
person in the world, Merlin said so."

In went Tom Thumb and out he came as quickly as
had Sleeping Beauty. "I am the smallest person in
the world. Merlin agrees."

In goes Don Juan and in he stays, a half hour, an
hour, an hour and a half later. Finally, he
emerges distraught, muttering, "Who the hell is
Bill Clinton?"