A Briton, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a
painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden
of Eden.

"Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the
Brit. "They must be British."

"Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're
naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are
French."

"No clothes, no shelter," the Russian points out,
"they have only an apple to eat, and they're being
told this is paradise. They are Russian."