Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs
are. The first man was an Engineer, the second 
man was an Accountant, the third man was a 
Chemist, the fourth was a Government Worker. 

To show off, the Engineer called to his dog. 
"T-Square, do your stuff." T-square trotted
over to a desk, took out some paper and  a pen
and promptly drew a circle, a square and a 
triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart. 

But the Accountant said his dog could do better.
He called his dog and said, "Pencil Pusher, do 
your stuff." Pencil Pusher went out into the 
kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He 
divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies 
each. Everyone agreed that was good. 

The Chemist said his dog could do better. He 
called his dog and said, "Measure, do your 
stuff." Measure got up, walked over to the 
fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounces
glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 
ounces without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed
that was good. Then the three turned to the 
Government Worker and said, "What can your dog
do?" 

The Government Worker called to his dog and said,
"Coffee Break, do your stuff." Coffee Break 
jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the 
milk, dumped on the paper, sexually assaulted 
the other three dogs, claimed he injured his 
back while doing so, filed a grievance report
for unsafe working conditions, put in for 
Worker's Compensation and took the rest of the 
day off, with pay.