Three guys were on a safari in Africa and they
stumbled upon a tribe. The chief took them 
captive and told them they have two choices, 
poomba or death. The first man replied poomba 
and the entire tribe fucked him up the ass and
sent him on his way. The second man thought for
a minute and then replied poomba. The entire 
tribe then fucked him up the ass and sent him on
his way. The third man said fuck that, Im not 
queer Ill choose death. The chief then replied 
you chose death...by poomba!