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Once there was a penguin on his way to Arizona for
a holiday. On his way, he noticed that his car had
high oil pressure so he stopped to see what
the problem was.

On realizing that his car had an oil leak he
pulls into the next town to a garage. While it is
being fixed  he decides to look around the town.

Being a penguin, he decides that a nice cold
ice-cream could be good, but not having any hands
he gets himself into quite a mess trying to eat
it with his little flippers.

When he goes back to the garage to pick up his
car, he asks the mechanic "What's the problem?"
The mechanic looks up and says "Looks like you
blew a seal"

"Oh, no, no," the penguin replies looking
embarrassed "That's just ice-cream"


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