This guy walks into a quiet bar. He is carrying
three ducks. One in each hand and one under his
left arm. He places them on the bar. He has a few
drinks and chats with the Bartender. The 
Bartender is experienced and has learned not to 
ask people about the animals that they bring into
the bar, so he doesn't mention the ducks. They 
chat for about 30 minutes before the guy with the
ducks has to go to the restroom. The ducks are 
left on the bar. 

The bartender is alone with the ducks. There is 
an awkward silence. The Bartender decides to try
to make some conversation. "What's your name?" 
He says to the first duck. "Huey" said the first 
duck. "How's your day been, Huey?" "Great. Lovely
day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all 
day". "Oh. That's nice.", says the Bartender. 

Then he says to the second duck "Hi. And what's 
your name?". "Dewey" came the answer. "So how's
your day been, Dewey?" "Great. Lovely day. Had 
a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. If I
had the chance another day I would do the same 
again". 

So the Bartender turns to the third duck and says
"So, you must be Louie". "No", growls the third 
duck, "My name is Puddles. And don't ask about my
fucking day".