A man was screwing his wife and wasn’t enjoying 
it, nor was she, their sex life has been horrible
for a while. After sex he leaves and goes for a 
walk, on his walk he ponders by the park and 
sits on the bench. While he is sitting a guy 
comes over and sits down beside him. He looks at
this guy who just sat down by him and asks him 
curiously, "Not to be rude, but are you a 
leprechaun?" he asked. 

The guy said "Well don’t I look like one?"

He replies with "Well if you are, then that
means you have to grant me a wish." 

The leprechaun says "Yes I do, what is your 
wish?"

"Well me and my wife are having a horrible sex 
life, how about you make my dick bigger so it 
could be better?"

The leprechaun says "Sure, but for this to happen
you must butt fuck me"

"Okay, I’m okay with that" 

He butt fucks him for a while and finishes up he 
looks at the man and says "Well when am I gonna 
get my bigger dick, a year, a month, a day, 
when?"

The leprechaun says "Well sir, how old are you?

He replies "I’m 38"

The little man says "And you still believe in 
leprechauns?"