This couple goes to an agricultural show way out
in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon, & are
watching the auctioning off of bulls.

The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull
to be auctioned off: "A fine specimen, this bull
reproduced 60 times last year."

The wife nudges her husband in the ribs,
& comments, "See!  That was more than 5 times
a month!"

The second bull is to be sold: "Another fine
specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last
year."

Again the wife bugs her husband, "Hey, that's
some 10 times a month. What do YOU say to that?!"

Her husband is getting really annoyed with this
comparison.

The third bull is up for sale:
"And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 365
times last year!"

The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells,
"That's once a day, every day of the year!
How about YOU?!"

The husband was pretty irritated by now, & yells
back, "Sure, once a day!... But ask the auctioneer
if they were all with the same cow!!!"