This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous 
blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. So the
guy sits down next to her and pulls a small box
from his pocket. He opens it and there's a frog
inside. The blonde says, "He's cute, but does he
do tricks?" The guy says, "Yea, he licks pussy." 
So after talking with her for several minutes, he
convinces her to come with him to his apartment. 
They get there and she takes all of her clothes 
off, gets into the bed and spreads her legs. The
guy sets the frog right between her legs and it 
just sits there not moving at all. the blond 
says, "Well? what's up?" The frog still does not
move. So the guy leans over to the frog and says,
"All right, I'm only going to show you how to do 
this one more time!"