A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a lawyer are
in a train... 

The Russian takes a bottle of the Best Vodka out
of his pack; pours some into a glass, drinks it,
and says: 'In Russia, we have the best vodka of 
the world. Nowhere in the world can you find 
Vodka as good as the kind we produce in Ukrainia.
And we have so much of it, that we can just throw
it away...' Saying that, he opens the window and 
threw out the half-full bottle. The others seem 
quite impressed by the wasteful display. 

Then the Cuban takes a pack of Havanas, lights it
and begins to smoke, saying, 'In Cuba, we have 
the best cigars in the entire world. Havanas!! 
Nowhere in the world are there such good cigars
and we have so many of them, that we can just 
throw them away...' Saying that, he throws the 
remainder of the pack of Havanas through the 
window. Once again, everybody seems quite 
impressed. 

The American looks at the lawyer stands up, 
opens the window and shoves out the lawyer.