A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time
notices two motor bikes still parked out the
front. He goes round the back of the pub only
to find two bikers, one with his fingers up the
butt of the other.

"So what's going on here?" he asks.

The biker replies, "My mate here has had too much
to drink and I'm trying to make him vomit."

The cop says, "I think you should be sticking your
fingers down his throat."

The biker replies, "That's what I'm going to do
next!"