Three daughters all get married on the same day.
After the wedding they all went back to the hotel.
That night the mother thought that she would go
and snoop around. At the door the girl was crying.
At the second door the girl was laughing. At the
third door there was no sound at all. The next
morning all four of the women were eating
breakfast. The mother said to the first one,

"Why were you crying last night?"

She replied, "It hurt."

She asked the second daughter "Why were you
laughing so hard last night?"

She said, "It tickled."

Then she asked the third daughter "Why it was so
quiet in her room last night?"

The daughter replied, "Well mom you always told me
not to talk with my mouth full."