A man was walking along the street when he saw a
ladder going into the clouds. As any of us would
do, he climbed the ladder. He reached a cloud, 
upon which was sat a rather plump and very ugly 
woman. "Screw me or climb the ladder to success"
she said. 

No contest, thought the man, so he climbed the 
ladder to the next cloud. On this cloud was a 
slightly thinner woman, slightly easier on the 
eye.

"Screw me or climb the ladder to success" she 
said. "Well", thought the man, "might as well 
carry on. 

On the next cloud was an even more attractive 
lady who, this time, was actually quite 
desirable. "Screw me now or climb the ladder to
success" she said. As he turned her down and went
on up the ladder, the man thought to himself that
this was getting better the further he went.

On the next cloud was an absolute beauty. Slim, 
attractive, the lot. "Love me hard and long or 
climb the ladder to success" she flirted. 

Unable to imagine what could be waiting, and 
being a gambling man, he decided to climb again. 

When he reached the next cloud, there was a 400
pound ugly man, arm pit hair showing, flies 
buzzing around his head. 

"Who are you?" the man asked. 

"Hello" said the ugly fat man said, "My name's
Cess!"