A man in a bar sees a friend at a table,
drinking by himself. Approaching the
friend he comments, "You look terrible.
What's the problem?" "My mother died in
June," he said, "and left me $10,000."
"Gee, that's tough," he replied. "Then
in July," the friend continued, "My
father died, leaving me $50,000." "Wow.
Two parents gone in two months. No
wonder you're depressed." "And last
month my aunt died, and left me $15,000."
"Three close family members lost in three
months?  How sad." "Then this month,"
continued the friend, "nothing!"