The pope was on a trip to California. He got a 
very sporty pope-mobile for this trip. He begged
the chauffer to let him drive. Finnally the 
chauffer gave in and let the pope drive. Of 
course, the pope went crazy and was going too 
fast. Finally he ran a stop light and was pulled
over by a policeman. The cop called his station
to ask them what to do because he just pulled 
over somebody very, very important. His sargent 
asked who, our mayor, a movie star, or what?? The
cop replied, " Well I'm not sure who, but he must
be really important because the pope is his 
chauffer!!"