The old farmer goes to town and buys a new young
rooster. He brings it home and looses it into the
hen house.

The young rooster struts around a while catching
the eye of all the hens. The old rooster has been
watching this and after a while he calls the young
one over.

"I'll do you a deal, you can have all the hens
you want, just leave me one OK?"

The young one says, "Forget it old man, you'll
be roasted soon, don't bother"

"So you think," said the old rooster, "I'll bet
you I can beat you any day"

"You gotta be kidding" say the young one.

"Tell you what" the old rooster says " I'll
challenge you to a race. One lap around the house.
If I win I get to keep my favorite hen, you win
you get everything."

The young rooster considers this a while and
says, "OK, and I'll even give you a head start"

So the race is on, the old rooster takes off
and a few second later the young one sets off in
pursuit.

As they get around the front of the house the
old rooster starts to squark and make all kinds of
noise.

The farmer, who is sitting on the front porch
looks up, sighs picks up his shotgun and blows the
young rooster away.

As he cleans up the mess he says to his wife,
"You know, thats the third poofter rooster I had
to shoot this week!"