An executive was in quandary. He had to get rid
of one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to
one of two people, Debra or Jack. It would be a
hard decision to make, as they were both equally
qualified and both did excellent work.

He finally decided that in the morning whichever
one used the water cooler first would have to go.

Debra came in the next morning, hugely hungover
after partying all night. She went to the cooler
to get some water to take an aspirin and the
executive approached her and said: "Debra, I've
never done this before, but I have to lay you or
Jack off."

Debra replied: "Could you jack off, I have a
terrible headache."