A man traveling by plane and in urgent need to
use the men's room is nervously tapping his foot
on the floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried
the men’s room door, it was "OCCUPIED". 

The stewardess, aware of his predicament 
suggested that he go ahead and use the Ladies
room, but cautioned him against using any of 
the buttons inside. The Buttons were marked 
"WW, WA, PP, and ATR". 

Making the mistake that so many men make in 
disregarding the importance of what a woman
says, the man let his curiosity get the best of
him and decided to try the buttons anyway. 

He carefully pressed the first button marked
"WW" and immediately warm water sprayed all 
over his entire bottom. He thought, "WOW, the
women really have it made!" 

Still curious he pressed the button marked "WA"
and a gentle breeze of warm air quickly dried his
hind quarters. He thought that was out of this 
world! The Button marked "PP" yielded a large
powder puff which delicately applied a soft talc
to his rear. Well, naturally he couldn't resist 
the last button marked "ATR". 

When he woke up in the hospital he panicked and 
buzzed for the nurse. When she appeared, he cried
out, "What happened to me?! The last thing I 
remember is I was in the ladies room on a 
business trip!" 

The nurse replied, "Yes you were having a great
time until you pressed the "ATR" button which 
stands for Automatic Tampon Remover...Your penis
is under your pillow!"