There was a married couple who were in a terrible
accident. The woman's face was burned severely. 
The doctor told the husband they couldn't graft 
any skin from her body because she was so skinny.
The husband then donated some of his skin...
however, the only place suitable to the doctor 
was from his buttocks. The husband requested that
no one be told of this, because after all this 
was a very delicate matter! 

After the surgery was completed, everyone was 
astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked
more beautiful than she ever did before! All her
friends and relatives just ranted and raved at 
her youthful beauty! She was alone with her 
husband one day & she wanted to thank him for 
what he did. She said, 'Dear, I just want to 
thank you for everything you did for me! There
is no way I could ever repay you!!! 

He replied, 'Oh don't worry, Honey, I get plenty
thanks enough every time your mother comes over 
and kisses you on your cheek!!'