A piece of rope walks into a bar and orders a 
beer. The Bartender asks "Hey, are you a piece of
rope?" The rope answers yes and the Bartender 
says "We don't serve rope." So the rope go's 
outside and ties himself in a knot and comes back
in. "Gimme a beer," he says. The bartender looks 
at him and asks "Hey, are you a piece of rope?" 
The rope answers yes and the Bartender says "We 
don't serve rope." So the rope go's outside and 
frays the top of his head. He walks back into the
bar and says "Gimme a beer." The Bartender takes 
a long look at him and says' " Hey, aren't you 
that piece of rope?" and the rope say's 
"Nope, Frayed Knot."