Three friends are in a bar shooting the shit and
getting drunk and some how they start talking 
about their penises. One guy said, "I have the
biggest." The second guy replied, "No I have the
biggest." The other said, "No I do." 

To resolve the dispute, one suggested, "Well 
we'll just lay them on the table and find out."
Just as they laid there members on the counter,
a gay guy walks in. They all knew him, and in
their embarrassment they asled, "What are you
doing here?" 

He smiles and says, "Well, I came in for a 
beer, but I'll have the buffet instead!"