Boyfriend and girlfriend go into a restaurant and
sit down in a booth. There is a man sitting at 
the bar, checking the woman out, up and down. 

As the boyfriend gets up to go to the bathroom,
the man walks over the the girlfriend, sits down 
right across from her and looks her right in the
eyes. Without blinking he says, "I want to suck
your nipples raw, and fill your pussy up with 
Tequila, and sip it out with a straw." Needless
to say, the woman is appaulled. The man notices
the boyfriend coming back so he returns to his
bar stool. 

As the boyfriend sits down, his girlfriend tells
him frantically, "that man at the bar said he 
wanted to suck my nipples raw." Well the 
boyfriend gets pissed and stands up like he's 
getting ready to beat the shit out of this guy.
"Hold on honey, there's more," the girlfriend 
says. 

"What is it?!" the boyfriend asks. 

His girlfriend says, "He also said he wanted to 
fill my pussy up with Tequila and sip it out with
a straw." Her boyfriend then sits back down in 
his seat. 

Angrily, his girlfriend says, "Well aren't you 
going to do anything?!?!?!" 

Her boyfriend replies, "Honey, I'm not messing
with any man who can drink that much Tequila."