A Brit, an Irishman, and a Scot go out to a pub 
and order 3 pints. They each find a fly floating
on the top of their mugs. 

The Brit says, "Bartender, can I have a spoon?"
and quietly removes the fly from his brew. 

The Irishman says, "Get out of there!" and flicks
the fly away with a finger. 

The Scot picks up the fly with his fingers and 
says, "Alright ya wee bastard. Spit it out. 
Now!" ("Spit it out ya wee bastard!")

   New Joke