A lady walks into a tatto parlor and says "I want
a tattoo of a turkey on the inside of my right 
leg, and on the inside of my left leg I want a 
tattoo of a Christmas tree" 

The guy doing the tattoo goes "Why do you want 
tattoos of those things". The lady replies with 
"Well because my husband always complains that 
there is nothing to eat between Thanksgiving and
Christmas"