There is this guy who has this major crush on
this girl that works at the bar he hangs out at.
He would love to talk to her but every time he 
sees her he gets the biggest boner. One day he 
noticed her behind the bar and quickly sat on a
bar stool. He felt this was the perfect chance 
to talk to her knowing that if he got a boner it
would be hidden under the bar top. They get to 
talking and he finally asks her out. She said yes
and the man was ecstatic, he said he would pick 
her up at 8 Saturday night. 

Saturday when he pulled up to the front of the 
house he remembered his problem and new when 
she came to the door he would be so embarrassed.

Thinking quickly he reached into the glove 
compartment and pulled out a piece of twine, 
pulled down his pants and tied his penis to
his leg. 

He then went up the steps and rang the door bell.
She came out and they walked to the car he opened
the door for her and just as she was about to 
step in she dropped her purse. She had a very 
short black dress on and when she bent over to
pick up her purse he ended up kicking her in 
the forehead.