A priest and a nun are riding a camel through the
desert. It's so hot the camel collapses and dies
of heat and exhaustion. The priest knows they 
will die soon also, so he asks the nun if there's
anything she would like to do that she has never 
been done before in her life. 

She says, "I have never seen a man naked before." 

The priest says, "My heavens sister, I can't 
believe you would say a something like that, but
since it's your dying request I'll fulfill it." 

He takes off his clothes and the sister is 
surprised and points between his legs and says,"
What is that?" 

The priest says, " This is my staff of life. I 
can put it in your hole and create life!" 

So the sister says, " Well stick it in the camel 
and let's get the hell out of here!"