The history teacher announced that the students
who could tell her the source of the following
famous quotes would be allowed to go home early.
"The first quote is: 'Four score and seven years
ago...'"

Cathy raised her and and answered "Abe Lincoln".

"Very good Cathy, you may go home," said the
teacher. "The next quote is 'Give me liberty or
give me..."

Jane raised her hand and blurted out
"Patrick Henry."

"Very good Jane, you may also leave."

Meanwhile a boy had his hand up in the back of the
room the whole time and the teacher never
acknowledged him and she said that would be all
for the day. She proceeded to write something on
the board when the boy said "Stupid Bitches
(women) if it weren't for them none of this ever
would've happened" The teacher turned around and
said "Who said that!" The boy blurts out "Bill
Clinton now can i go home!"