A wife went to the police station with her next 
door neighbor to report that her husband was 
missing. The policeman asked for a description. 
She said, 'He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, had dark
eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 
185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the 
children.' 

The next-door neighbor protested, 'Your husband 
is 5 foot 4 inches, chubby, bald, has a big 
mouth, and is mean to your children.' 

The wife replied, 'Yes, but who wants HIM back?'