Three hillbillies were sittin on the porch.
The first hillbilly said "My wife is so dumb,
yesterday she drug home a brand new washer
and dryer, and we ain't even got electricity!"

The second hillbilly said "My wife is stupider
thaaan yers, yesterday she brings home a new
dishwasher, and we ain't even got runnin water!"

The third hillbilly said "My wife is really
dumber, yesterday I was in the kitchen and I saw
her purse on the table. Everything was spilled out
of it and there was a bunch of rubbers layin
there...and she ain't even got a dick!"