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A man has a farm and he wants to find a way to 
get his pigs pregnant so he goes to a vet. The
vet tells him," To get them pregnant you have to
fuck them all up the ass. The way to see if 
they're pregnant is that if they roll in the mud,
they're not, and if they roll in the grass, 
they're pregnant." 

The guy loads the pigs into his truck and fucks
them up the ass. Next day he wakes up and says to
his wife," Hey honey, what are the pigs doing?" 

The wife says," Oh they're rolling in the mud." 

He gets really pissed and finds out from the vet 
he has to fuck them twice as hard, so again he 
loads the pigs into the truck and fucks them 
again. Next morning he wakes up and says,"
Hey honey, are the pigs rolling on the mud?" 

The wife says," No they're not." 

The man is really happy and says," Really? Well
then what are they doing?" 

The wife says," They're waiting for you in the 
truck." 


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