A couple of blondes were driving through 
Louisiana when they came to a sign that told them
they were almost to Natchitoches. They argued all
the way there about how to pronounce the name of
the town. 

Finally they stopped for lunch. After getting 
their food, one of the blondes said to the 
cashier, "Can you settle an argument for us?
Very slowly, tell us where we are." 

The cashier leaned over the counter and said: 

"Buuurrrrrr-Gerrrrrr Kiiiinnnnnggg"