The Queen of England was visiting one of Canada's
top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors
she passed a room where a male patient was
masturbating.

"Oh my God," said the Queen, "That's disgraceful!
What is the meaning of this?"

The Doctor leading the tour explains, "I am sorry
your grace, but this man has a very serious
condition where the testicles rapidly fill with
semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day,
they'll explode, and he would die instantly."

"Oh, I am sorry," said the Queen.

On the next floor they passed a room where a young
nurse was giving a patient a blow job.

"Oh my God," said the Queen, "What's happening in
there?"

The Doctor: "Same problem, better health plan."