This 80 year old woman went to the big city 
to get a gynecological exam. The doctor looked
her over and said that she had the worst case of
clap he had ever seen. 

She said that could not be possible because she 
was a virgin. So She went to another doctor and 
he told the same thing. She was tired of this 
crap so she went back to her home town to meet
with her regular doctor. She told him what they
had told her and that she was a virgin. 

The doctor looked her over and said those doctors
are full of shit you don't have the clap, your 
cherry has rotted and you have fruit flies!