A little girl is in line to see Santa.  When it's
her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap.  Santa 
asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for
Christmas?" 

The little girl replies, " I want a Barbie and 
G.I. Joe." 

Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and 
says, "I thought Barbie comes with Ken". 

"No", said the little girl, "She comes with 
GI Joe, she fakes it with Ken."