A police officer was patrolling his neighborhood
late one night when he looked down an alley and
saw two women who were obviously very drunk. They
were stumbling and fumbling and laughing loudly.

The police officer drove into the alley thinking
he was going to bust some girls for consumption,
but when he pulled up to them, he saw that they
were nuns!  Completely astonished, he said,

"Sisters, may I ask what you are doing out this
late at night?" One of the nuns responded, "Son,
we're helping Mother Superior." The officer was
amazed. "How in God's name is getting plowed out
of your mind going to help Mother Superior?"

Theother nun said, "she's constipated, and when
she sees us, she's going to shit!"