A lady doing laundry discovered that the dryer
stopped getting hot. "Hey honey" she called to
her husband. "The dryer's broke.. can you fix 
it?" "Who do I look like, the Kenmore repairman?"

A few days later the dishwasher broke. "Honey,
the dishwasher broke. Can you fix it?" "Who do I
look like, the Maytag man?" grumbled her husband.

A few days later the oven broke. "Hey honey...I
can't fix dinner... the oven broke. Can you fix
it?" "Who do I look like... an oven repair man?"

A few weeks later the husband said to his wife, 
"Hey honey. I noticed you got all that stuff 
around the house fixed. How much did it cost?"

"Well" the wife replied, "You know Mick next 
door. Well, he agreed to do all the repairs for
free if I'd sleep with him or bake him a cake." 

"What kind of cake did you make him?"
"Who do I look like, Betty Crocker?"