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Two men were working on top of a building.

Unfortunately, they were not allowed any breaks
by their boss. Unsurprisingly, during the day one
man had to take a piss so he asked his co-worker
to help him slide a plank of wood out the edge of
the building, then his co-worker could stand on
the end of the plank on the building while he
walked out to the other end and take his piss.

While the guy was taking a piss the boss round
the corner and his co-worker on the building end
of the plank stepped off and attempted to appear
active. The guy on the other end of the plank
fell off the building and died.

A police investigation had to be carried out,
since it appeared mysterious that a man would
fall from a building holding his prick.

After questioning people who were around, only
one old woman could give proper evidence.

When questioned she told the police that the man
must have been having sex on the rooftop because
as he was falling, he was crying, "Oh Lord the
fucking cunt moved".


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