There was this couple who had been married for 50
years. They were sitting at the breakfast table
that morning when the old gentleman said to his
wife, "Just think honey, we've been married for
50 years."

"Yeah," she replied, "Fifty years ago this very
day, we were sitting here at this breakfast
table together."

"Hmmm..." the old man said, "We were probably
sitting here naked as jay birds fifty years ago
this morning."

"Well," the old lady snickered, "What do you
say... should we?"

The two stripped to the buff and sat down at
the table. The two sat there for a few minutes,
giggling like teenagers, when the little old
lady breathlessly whispered, "You know, honey,
my nipples are as hot for you as they were fifty
years ago."

"I wouldn't be surprised," replied the old man.
"One's in your coffee and the other one's in your
oatmeal."