Little Red Riding Hood is walking thru the forest
to her Grandmothers house when she meets up with 
the three lil' pigs!  They frantically tell her
about the BIG BAD WOLF, and tell her she better 
not go because he is going to get her.  Little 
Red Riding Hood insists that she isnt afraid 
because she has her gun!  So, off she goes.  She
gets to Grandmothers house, and there is the BIG 
BAD WOLF.  The wolf asks her, "Didn't the 3 lil'
pigs warn  you that I would be here and that I 
was gonna get you?"  Little Red Riding Hood says
"Yes they did warn me - and I am NOT afraid of 
you.  The BIG BAD WOLF growls "Big mistake little
girl, because NOW I'm gonna get you!"  To which 
Little Red Riding Hood replies, "Oh no your NOT! 
I've got a gun, and your gonna do just what the 
story SAYS your gonna do - your gonna EAT ME!"