A company takes out a newspaper advertisement
claiming to be able to supply imported hard core
pornographic videos. As their prices seem
reasonable, people place orders and make payments
via check.

After several weeks, the company writes back
explaining that under the present law they are
unable to supply the materials and do not wish to
be prosecuted. So they return their customers'
money in the form of a company check.

However, due to the name of the company, few
people ever bother to present these to their
banks. The name of the company:

"The Anal Sex and Fetish Perversion Company."