A guy goes to hell and the devil says to
him, "You see before you three doors
which lead to three separate rooms. You
must choose to go through just one and
you will spend the rest of eternity in
that room." Worried that he will choose
the wrong door, the man persuades Satan
to let him have a little peek behind
each door before making his final
decision. Behind the first door, everyone
is standing on their heads on a wooden
floor. Behind the second door everyone
is standing on their heads on a stone
floor. Behind the third door everyone is
standing in a room with manure up to
their ankles and drinking coffee. He
decided to choose the third. He tells
the devil his choice and is ushered
inside. A few moments later the devil
opens the door and shouts, "OK, coffee
break's over, back on your heads."