When the ark's door was closed Noah called a
meeting with all the animals.

"Listen up!" Noah said with a demanding voice.
"There will be NO sex on this trip. Not even the
wetting of the tip of your penis.

All of you males, take off your dicks and hand
it in with my sons. I will be sitting over there
and write you a receipt. After we see land, you
can get your dicks back.

After about a week Mr. Rabbit stormed into his
wife's cage and was very excited. "Quick!" he
said. "Get on my shoulders and look out the
window to see if there is any land out there!"

Mrs. Rabbit got onto his shoulders and looked
out the window. "Sorry, no land yet."
"Shit!" and out went Mr. Rabbit. This went on
every day until Mrs. Rabbit got fed up with him.

"What is the matter with you? You know it will
rain for forty days and nights. Only after the
water had drained will we be able to see land.
But why are you acting so excited every day?"
"Look!" said Mr. Rabbit with a sinister look
on his face as he held out a piece of paper.
"I got the donkey's receipt !!!"