There were two guys in the Army. One day one of 
the guys gets a letter from his mother and after
reading it becomes very sad. His friend (the 
other guy) asked him what was wrong. The first 
guy responded by handing him the letter. So the
second guy reads that his friends mother had 
written that the first guy's girlfriend was in 
bed with arthritus. "Well," The friend said to 
the first guy... "That's not so bad..." The first
guy turns to him and says "Yea, That's what you 
think. I know those Ritous boys and Art is the 
worst one!"