A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding 
car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was
astounded to see that the blonde behind the 
wheel was knitting! 

Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing
lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his 
window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, 
"PULL OVER!" 

"NO," the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"