One day two men went camping. One of the men got 
bitten by a snake on the tip of his dick. He said
"Call a doctor with the cellular and ask him what
should we do." 

Then he told the doctor his friend got bitten by 
a snake. The doctor replied "You have to suck the
poison out or he'll die in 12 hours."

The other asked what did the doctor say. He said
"You're going to die in 12 hours".