This guy keeps falling asleep in church and his 
wifes getting sick of it. She decides she'll 
bring a pin to church with her and poke him when
he starts falling asleep. They're in church that
next sunday and he starts falling asleep right as
the preachers saying, "and the lord god created 
the heavens and the earth." His wife pokes him 
and he jumps up yelling "HALLELUIA!!" The 
preacher, looking startled, says "very good, very
good." A little while later he starts falling 
asleep again as the preachers saying, "and the 
lord parted the red sea for moses". His wife 
pokes him and he jumps up yelling, "PRAISE THE
LORD!!" The preacher exclaims, "very good, very 
good!" A little while later he falls asleep again
just as the preacher says, "and what did eve say 
to adam after they had their second child?" His 
wife pokes him again and he jumps up yelling, 
"STICK THAT THING IN ME AGAIN AND I'M GONNA BREAK
IT OFF!"