A young single guy on a cruise ship is having the
time of his life. On the second day of the 
cruise, the ship slams into an iceberg and 
begins to sink. Passengers around him are 
screaming, flailing, and drowning but our guy 
manages to grab on to a piece of driftwood and,
using every last ounce of strength, swims a few
miles through the shark-infested sea to a remote
island. 

Sprawled on the shore nearly passed out from 
exhaustion, he turns his head and sees a woman
lying near him, who had also managed to survive
this far, but she was unconscious and barely 
breathing. He makes his way to her, and with some
mouth-to-mouth assistance he manages to get her 
breathing and conscious again. 

She looks up at him, wide-eyed and grateful and 
says, 'My God, you saved my life!' He suddenly 
realizes the woman is Cindy Crawford! 

Days and weeks go by. Cindy and our guy are 
living on the island together. They've set up a 
hut, there's fruit on the trees, and they're in 
heaven. Cindy's fallen madly in love with our 
man, and they're making passionate love morning,
noon and night. True Heaven on earth in the man's
eyes. 

Alas, one day she notices he's looking kind of 
glum. 'What's the matter, sweetheart?' she asks.

'We have a wonderful life together and I'm in 
love with you. Is there something wrong? Is there
anything I can do?' 

He says, 'Actually, Cindy, there is. Would you 
mind, putting on my shirt?' 

'Sure,' she says, 'if it'll help.' He takes off
his shirt and she puts it on. 

'Now would you put on my pants?' he asks. 

'Sure, honey, if it's really going to make you
feel better,' she says. 

'Okay, would you put on my hat now, and draw a 
little mustache on your face?' he asks. 

'Whatever you want, sweetie,' she says, and does. 

Then he says, 'Now, would you start walking 
around the edge of the island?' 

She starts walking around the perimeter of the 
island. He sets off in the other direction. 

They meet up half way around the island a few 
minutes later. He rushes up to her, grabs her 
by the shoulders, and says, 'Dude! You'll never
believe who I'm sleeping with!'