There were two women traveling to Las Vegas, the
plane had mean turbulence and bad weather. The 
captain announced to everyone to get into the 
crash position, head between the knees. 

A white woman was sitting next to a black woman, 
so the white woman took out all her jewelry and
started putting it all on, so the black woman 
asked her what was she doing? 

The white woman replied, when the plane goes down
and they see all my jewelry they are going to 
think that I am famous so they will rescue me 
first. So the black woman started taking off
all her clothes, so the white woman asked the 
black woman, what are you doing? 

The black woman replied, when we crash, the 
first thing they look for is the "black box."