There are 3 women sitting in a bar. Suddenly they
start talking about how loose they are. The first
one says, "I'm so loose that my boyfriend can 
stick his whole fist up mine!" 

The second one says, " Oh, yeah? Well, my 
boyfriend can stick both of his fists up mine!" 

The first and the second look over at the third
and say, "Well, what about you?" 

Then the third one just smiles as she slides down
the barstool.