Three old men were talking about how much their
hands shook. 

The first old guy said, "My hands shake so bad,
that when I shaved his morning, I cut my face." 

The second old fogey one-upped him and said, "My 
hands shake so bad, that when I trimmed my garden
yesterday, I sliced all my flowers." 

The third old man laughed and said, "That's 
nothing.  My hands shake so bad that when I
took a piss yesterday, I came three times!"