Three sisters wanted to get married, but their
parents couldn't afford it so they had it on the
same day. They also couldn't afford to go on a 
honeymoon so they stayed home. That night the 
mother got up becuse she couldn't sleep. When she
went by her oldest daughter's room she heard 
screaming. Then she went to her second daughters
room and she heard laughing. Then she went to her
youngest daughter's room and she couldn't hear 
anything. So the next morning when the men left 
the mother asked her oldest daughter. "Why were 
you screaming last night?" The daughter said 
"Mom you always told me if something hurt I 
should scream." 

"Thats true." She looked at her second daughter.
"Why were you laghing last night?" 

The daughter said "Mom you always said that if 
something tickled you should laugh." 

"Thats also true." Then the mother looked at her
youngest daughter. "Why was it so quiet in your 
room last night?" 

The youngest daughter said "Mom you always told 
me I should never talk with my mouth full."