Theres this woman and her and her husband's sex 
life wasn't doing that great. So she went to the
doctor and the doctor gave her a bottle of pills
and ordered her to put one pill into her husbands
coffee every morning. So the first morning she 
does as the doctor said and that night the sex 
was great, so the next day she decides to put two
pills in and instantly the husband is horny. 
Finally, on the thrid day she puts the whole 
bottle in and it's CRAZY, all day they just had
sex. A couple of days later the doctor called to 
see how everything was going and a little boy 
answered the phone. The doctor asked, "How's your
daddy been?" The boy answered, "Well, let's put 
it this way, my mom's dead, my sister's 
preganent, my ass hurts, and my dad's on the 
front porch saying Here Kitty Kitty Kitty"!!!