There was this little boy that lived in the 
country.  One day he walked through a farmers
yard with duct tape under his arm, and the farmer
asked, "Where you going boy?" 

The little boy answered, "I am going to catch me 
a duck." 

The farmer said, "You know, you can't catch a 
duck with duck tape." 

The little boy continued to walk on, and a little
later the boy came back through with 2 ducks 
under his arm.  The farmer just looked at him in
amazement. 

The same boy came back through the same farmers 
yard the next day with chicken wire under his arm
and the farmer asked, "What are you doing now 
boy?" 

The boy replied, "I am gonna catch me a chicken". 

The farmer said, "You can't catch a chicken with
chicken wire!" 

The little boy continued on his way, and a little
later the boy came back with a chicken under his 
arm and the farmer just stood in awe. 

The same boy came through the same farmers yard 
the next day with a bunch of pussy willows under
his arm the farmer said, "I am not gonna ask.  I
know what your going after, and I'm going with 
you!"