Three women are having lunch, discussing their 
husbands.  The first says, "My husband is 
cheating on me, I just know it.  I found a pair 
of stockings in his jacket pocket, and they 
weren't mine!" 

The second says, "My husband is cheating on me, 
I just know it.  I found a condom in his wallet,
so I poked it full of holes with my sewing 
needle!" 

The third woman fainted.