Well, we have all heard of Agusta Golf Course. 
It's the best in the country, hell they play the
Masters there. And the greens at Agusta a 
beautiful and they are just amazing. That's 
because of the head Greenskeeper at Agusta. 
Lets call him Carl. 

Well Carl has been there long before anyone 
could remember. But one day Carl gets sick. And 
when Carl is sick, the greens are sick as well.

About a week goes by and Carl is unable to show
up for work. The greens get really bad. The 
grass is long and is begining to turn brown. 
Well the members off Agusta gold course say 
"Hey, we pay $100,000 a year to be members 
here and they can't even keep the fucken 
greens!" 

Well they took this complaint to the board of
directors. Well the board of directors went out
and bought three new machines called 
"Greenskeeper 2000's". These were big fuckers, 
kinda like the terminator. You know they had the
metalic skin and all. 

Well about another week goes by and the greens
are back to normal, if not better than ever. 
But the members still had one complaint. Every
time they went to tee off the sun would reflect
off of the shiney surface of these robots and 
into the eyes of the golfers. These golfers were
losing balls left and right. So the board of 
directors thought that they would go out to 
K-Mart and buy three cans of Black spray paint.
That night they spraypainted all the machines 
black. The next day two of them didn't show up
to work and one had broken into the proshop.