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The new hooker just finished her first trick, when
she came down the street, the seasoned veterans
gathered around to hear the details.

She said "Well, he was a big muscular handsome
sailor."

"Well, what did he want you to do?", They all
asked.

She said, "I told im a straight lay would be $100,
but he didn't have that much."

Then she told him, "Oral sex would be $75, but he
didn't have that much either."

"Finally I asked him, well how much money do you
have?"

He only had $25.

The new hooker said, "Well, for $25 all I can do
is service you by hand."

He agreed and after getting the $ straight,
she said "He pulled it out and I put one hand on
it, and then a second hand above the first and
then the first hand above the second hand."

"Oh my god" they all exclaimed, "It must of been
huge, then what did you do?"

"I loaned him $75!", she exclaimed.


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